Today in Irony
50-plus waitress at TGI Fridays with hand-painted flair on her apron stating, “Dream Big!”
free mac software this week →
Some nice stuff in there, I especially like WriteRoom as someone who is easily distracted (case in point I should be doing work right now)
Possibly the grossest thing I have ever eaten. A hamburger with two cheeses, hash browns, a fried egg, bacon, and sour cream. My halloween hangover did not stand up to this burger.
“Now which German officer, specifically, does this package refer to? I wouldn’t want to offend anyone.”
‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs/From ten thousand lightning bugs
— Insipid lyrics of the day, brought to you by Owl City
I needed some less gaudy shoes for fall. I think these PF Flyers will suffice.
go Tiger. Show them the HR and destroy them in their home field. Go Tiger. you should eat the twins alive or dead. GO GO GO Tiger
— Friend of a friend on facebook in regards to today’s Twins/Tigers tiebreaker
